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( Apr. 28th, 2010 08:05 pm)
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You are a SUCCUBUS! Sure you have to answer to a Serim and a vampire, but you traded that for an Afterlife that reads like an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet and a libido that won't quit. So guys won't stop talking to your boobs? Small sacrifice to make for eternal hotness.

The World of Jill Myles

Can I call this one "Mary Sue goes A-Pirating"? :D

Yep, working on TPC today....
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Thanks to [ profile] suelder!
For the person who asked me about it...

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I gave [ profile] vsavercool a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in [ profile] val_marathon's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I turned [ profile] jaylake in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Saturday I gave [ profile] tambowrites a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (946 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!


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Nope, I did not spend all day on World of Warcraft, leveling my hunter. Nope, not at all. Nope, nope...okay, I did, but I was spending time with my hubby, so that's okay. :P

Now I need to write. I want to get some done on Dreams, and then maybe wrap some presents and set up the tree. Actually, I HAVE to wrap presents, or Argus will know what he's getting for Christmas.
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I live with three of these.
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( Nov. 25th, 2008 04:22 pm)
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Oh man. You have to listen to [ profile] shadowhelm found.


WC Update: 2435 words
Gather round the cauldron, children, and we'll have a wee drop of something... )

The scary thing is that some of these are spot-on....

Thanks to [ profile] starlitears!
So yes, you're at the mall and the zombies attack, you get to choose.

1. one weapon.

2. one song blasting on the speakers.

3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

So, my answers.

1. A blaster with an unlimited fuel cell. I'm a fairly decent shot, and I much prefer to sniper the bastards from as far away as possible.

2. The 1812 overture, complete with cannons. Don't ask.

3. Lara Croft. I mean, come on, who else would you want to kick ass with?
In the dark ages, how would Val die?

You would die as a result of being overworked and malnourished. Sadly, you would predate the notion of worker's compensation and/or benefits.
'How would you die in the dark ages?' at

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Your favorite Star Wars character?
Your favorite Star Wars movie?
What color is your lightsaber?
How do you weild your lightsaber(s)?
What is your signature force power?
And now the big question... Light Side or Dark Side?
Is pretty fly for a Jedi.nalini_singh
Bustin' out flips and jumps that'd make Yoda jealous.aulus_poliutos
Is first to get killed in battle... How embarrasing.mdhenry
Manages to chop off one of their own hands. Ooops!wen_spencer
Wields a lightsaber like second nature.kim_richards
Uses force lighting in the battle... CHEATER!davealaw
Comes out from the battle victor.kenscholes
Chance you leave this battle with all of your limbs in tact.
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( Apr. 6th, 2008 07:59 pm)

"For the record, in New Hampshire it is legal to serve an alcoholic beverage after 6 a.m."

Live free or die, baby!!!

(from the Union Leader - this is where I was tempted to go this morning)
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Your Primary Super Power
Location of Head Quarters
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors
Why are you a Superhero?
Your Superheroic Codename
The veteran grim member of the teamcrevette
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective oneliamstliam
The bright-eyed novice or sidekicktraysonantilles
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insanelfmagics
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillainjoncwriter
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foetime_testudinem
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnappedebonysun
How often does your team actually 'save the day'?
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To all my pagan friends, I give you...

The Wiccan Rede in LOLcat.

Thanks to [ profile] lupabitch for the heads-up - I HAD to pass this on!
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( Dec. 17th, 2007 06:17 pm)
I know very little about some of the people on who read my journal. Some people I know relatively well. (Some I know too well. You know who you are.) I read your journals, or we have something else in common and we chat occasionally. Some of you I hardly know at all. Perhaps you lurk, for whatever reason. But you read me and I thank you for your interest in my words.

But here's a thought: why not take this opportunity to tell me a little something about yourself. Any old thing at all. Just so the next time I see your name I can say: "Ah, there's so and so...they listen in rapture to the love-music of she-turnips." I might feel compelled to mock your musical taste, but I'll certainly remember you.

I'd love it if every single person who friended me would do this. Yes, even you people who I know really well. If you would like, post this in your own journal and see what gems of knowledge appear.


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