The Wet Willie - Booger War of 2006

[vg_ford]

From my best friend Donna's sons (Ian, age 5, and Eric, age 3):

Ian (sticking his finger in his mouth and pulling it out wet): I'm trained in the use of this wet willie!

Erik (sticking his finger up his nose and pulling it out wet): I'm trained in the use of this booger!

Both boys then commence fencing with fingers coated with bodily fluids. Observing adult has to leave the room because she was laughing so hard she couldn't stop and tell them that fencing with fingers coated with bodily fluids was really not something they should do.

Gotta love kids!

Comments

[leena-te.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* now that would have been a moment to catch on tape. Too cute!

[vg-ford.livejournal.com]

We were all dying when Donna was telling us this. I mean literally, tears flowing down our faces.

[leena-te.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine....lol

[blzbob.livejournal.com]

Gotta love kids. How true.

I was at my #3 son's house and his 4 yr old daughter (my #3 granddaughter) had been acting up and was doing her time facing the wall. To watch her face that wall, make faces, figet and just wiggle around is quite a show. Suddenly she turned and said, "Well, I'm done now." and started to walk away. My son replied with "I don't think so." To which she replied. "Uh-huh." He won but I had to leave the room for fear of breaking out in laughter -- my son quickly joined me and we snickered for a good 10 mins. I really have no idea how she had figured that her time was up. I guess it was some arbitrary decision of hers. A good bluff, but it was called.