A Challenge for all the writers, bards and wanna-bes out there...

The following was sent to me, and I feel I have to share. I have promised to protect the name of the guilty parties...

-That was the most painful scene in all of Ep III - when Anakin and Amidala -were expressing who loved who more. Ick! Please, SOMEONE teach George
-Lucas how to write romance! ANYONE!

-> No, I don't think George Lucas should be writing any romance whatsoever.
-> At
-> least, not without reading several trashy romance novels first. :)
-> Just got this great mental image of George Lucas sitting on a set
-> somewhere reading Danielle Steele's "Passion in His Arms". :P

-Hehehehehe...

-And then his cel phone rings...

-"Yeah, hi, Natalie...no, I want to conference in Hayden...well, I have -this new idea, for the DVD special edition of Episodes II and -III....hello....hello?"

-> :P Tell that to Pat and tell me later how he twitches. :P Very silly!

-But I can so totally see it!

-Imagine the following conversation:

-"Hello, Harrison, Stephen, you both on? Good. Ok, so here's the latest -plan for Indy IV...no, no, Harrison, I will only include Sean if he is on -his deathbed, not any real shared screen time....what's that? Yeah, -Steve, I'll let you tweak my dialogue for this. Ok, so I was thinking, to -get the kids, we do Indiana Jones and the Lost Pot of Gold. Great story, -takes place in the Celtic Islands...uh huh...rainbows...no, of course no -Ewoks. Leprechans. Yeah. Hello...hello?"

So, the challenge:

Top this! Post your George Lucas scenes as comments - I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!!!