So bad!!!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I recruited snitchcat as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I exposed beard5 to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-870 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
vg_ford

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this year. I helped my friend	ashbrix
when they needed me to	perform acts too naughty to name here.
I converted	21
people to Pastafarianism.I also wrote to	95
school boards to teach about You in schools. BTW,	aulus_poliutos
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for Christmas. Thank you and everyone at	http://www.venganza.org
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