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([personal profile] vg_ford Jan. 2nd, 2006 01:41 am)
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vg_ford's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 02:20:27 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:50:23 PM
Alco Money! : $ 274

Guests of Honour

aulus_poliutos is a demented Taoist. aulus_poliutos drank 2 Pernods, 1 Mescal.
shadawyn is a crummy Liberal Christian as well as a part-time heavy drinker. shadawyn decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
enchantedonyx is a downcast Liberal Christian. enchantedonyx drank 1 Champagne.
aislinn_sca is a dejected Atheist. aislinn_sca drank 6 Sambuccas.
mooseythehut is a crestfallen Muslim and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. mooseythehut drank 8 Champagnes.
scarlettarcher is an unhappy Buddhist. scarlettarcher drank 3 Champagnes, 6 Cognacs.
liamstliam is a graceful Agnostic and a newbie drinker. liamstliam drank 16 Absinthes.
gerriwritinglog is a stable Muslim. gerriwritinglog drank 4 Pilsners.
batdog03 is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator who bites at cats randomly in the street. batdog03 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jacob_day is a constipated Muslim. jacob_day drank 12 Red Wines, 2 White Russians, 1 Pilsner, 2 Absinthes.
vg_ford is a psychotic Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. vg_ford decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
typewritergirl is a spirited Buddhist. typewritergirl drank 17 Mint Juleps.
irysangel is a disconsolate Muslim. irysangel drank 1 Absinthe, 1 White Wine, 2 Mescals, 3 Hot Toddys, 1 Pilsner.

Sick!

Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to scarlettarcher, liamstliam, jacob_day, typewritergirl.

Fights

aislinn_sca continually teased batdog03 throughout the night by repeatedly showing batdog03 their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'

Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of irysangel and scarlettarcher. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!

The Drunkest

In the middle of the night liamstliam woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.

Random Events

aislinn_sca and gerriwritinglog thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down scarlettarcher's
underpants. scarlettarcher now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.

mooseythehut booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made enchantedonyx choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

liamstliam booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made typewritergirl choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.


Happy New Year!

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Your Hero God Loves Coke.




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From: [identity profile] scarlettarcher.livejournal.com


I am both an unhappy and spirited buddhist. Oh, and sorry about the puke.

From: [identity profile] vg-ford.livejournal.com


LOL - that's okay. As long as you cleaned it up, we're all good. ;)

From: [identity profile] aislinn-sca.livejournal.com


Hey, I don't even know who this batdog03 person is, but if they go around biting cats in the street they deserve whatever they got. And you can't prove anything about that otter! I mean.... I don't know anything about that either, even if it was funny.

I have to go and think about that Atheist part now. What does it all mean really? It's 5:30 am... do you know where your god is?
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