The Street by Paul E. Cooley (art by Scott Pond)

 

I promised some book reviews, so here’s the first!  This is an amazing book.  It is a horrifying, twisted, sick, wonderful book.  I really really really enjoyed this.

 

The Street, by Paul E. Cooley, (available here with his other amazing books) explores what happens to Sesame Street, the Muppet Show and Jim Henson’s other beloved creatures when the neocons take over and cancel PBS.  A puppet’s gotta make a living, after all, and when everything’s taken away from you, what do you do?

 

Whatever you have to.

 

In Cooley’s dark world, our narrator/guide is none other than Oscar the Grouch, who’s become the Nero Wolfe of The Street, as it’s now known.  Paid in Tuaca, Oscar leads us through the nightmare that is his world, as rival gangs divide up their turf and sell dough (cookie), seed and the services of puppet whores to whoever can afford to pay for them.  The Street that used to be clean and happy is now a drug-filled hellhole of broken dreams and trash.

 

Oscar isn’t a saint either, but he’s the closest thing the Muppets have to a good guy.  In this rough world, if you need to find a puppet, or stop a killer, you go to the guy in the can.  If he can’t help you, well, you’re screwed.

 

I loved this book.  Seriously.  I love the Muppets and always have – I grew up watching Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and the Muppet Show.  This takes those characters to a dark place, and they survive, because that’s what puppets do.  They survive.  You will never look at the Muppets the same again, but I don’t think that’s a bad thing.  I can’t wait to see what Paul does next (I’m kind of hoping for a Neighborhood of Make-Believe crossover soon).

 

Disclaimer: Paul and I are friends.  I bought his book and was not paid for this review.

Originally published at The words of Valerie Griswold-Ford. You can comment here or there.

I threatened a rant last week about chat-speak (I loathe it, for the short version of the rant), but as I didn’t have time to write it out when I was annoyed (probably a good thing, come to think of it), it mellowed and got intertwined with some other things.

 

Namely, this.

 

I love reading John Scalzi’s blog, because in addition to being a great writer, he has a wonderfully moderated community that actually TALKS.  Which I appreciate.  Because there is nothing guaranteed to make me grind my teeth faster than the “OMGWTFBBQ ur RONG!!!!” that are in a lot of other comment streams out there.  Yes, I know, the Internet is a wonderful place, and even those who can’t spell/don’t have a good grasp on grammar have things to share.  They do.  I don’t dispute that.

 

But for the love of whatever gods you hold dear, please stop making my eyes bleed.  Especially if you are chatting with/emailing someone in a professional capacity.  This includes writing your blog (especially if you are a writer), emailing your benefits center, or chatting with someone in a professional capacity.  Because really, to me, nothing says “I don’t actually care about what I’m doing here” faster than when I see an email on an account that starts “I c my acct, but I don’t c the option to do X. Pls process. Thx.”

 

Seriously?  SERIOUSLY?  (And yes, I write just about everything out.  Even text messages.  Ask my friends.)  But that’s neither here or there.  This is a piece of professional correspondence.  Which looks like a 3rd grader with a smart phone sent it.  Is that really the image you want to send?

 

Sorry, but that’s a huge pet peeve of mine.  And I see it every day (I work as a chat associate for a large financial organization).

 

I thought of that again today when reading Scalzi’s blog, because the comments talk about some things that self-publishers should be looking at.  And I realized something about myself.

 

I have a day job.  I have a day job that (luckily) pays my bills at this point, a day job that I enjoy (for the most part) and that I’m not planning on leaving.  My writing is for me to share with people.  While I have no intentions at this point of quitting my day job (even if I got a big contract), I don’t mind getting a bit of money from my writing.  But for me, at this point, it’s not going to tip the balance one way or the other .  (At least, not as long as my hubby is also working.)  That being said, I do self-publish some things, and I’ll continue to do that.  And when I do it, I don’t have a problem paying for things I can’t do.

 

I’m not a graphic designer.  I think in words, not pictures.  Which is why I pay talented folk like Starla Hutchton and J.A. Marlow to design my covers.  I am, however, a darn good proofreader and copy-editor, so people pay me to do that.  I sometimes swap services for services.

 

I also give away stuff for free here on the blog.  I will continue to do that, as they come up, because, well, I like to have people read my stuff.  And that’s the crux of it all.

 

I’m a writer.  Even if I never made another dime on writing, I would still write, and I would probably still share it here on the blog, if nothing else.  I get crazy when I don’t write regularly.

 

But I’m working a schedule now that means that I probably can’t write every day.  And I’m coming to terms with that.  It’s okay.  As long as I write on my days off (Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays), I think I’ll be good.  I just need sleep on the other days.

 

So yeah.  That’s what’s been going on in my brain lately.  Along with some other things.  I’ll be trying to write more on here too.  I’ve got two reviews I want to write ( for Feed by Mira Grant and The Street by Paul E. Cooley) that should go live either this weekend or next week.  And I think I’ll be dropping some other things too.

Originally published at The words of Valerie Griswold-Ford. You can comment here or there.

 

 

No, it’s not my reaction to last night’s Red Sox – Orioles game (although boo to Baltimore!  How do you keep winning against us???)  Baltimore Blues  is the first book in the Tess Monaghan Mysteries series by Laura Lippman, and I am very, very thankful that my mother introduced me to this unlikely sleuth.

 

Tess Monaghan used to be a reporter.  Then she was downsized, and now she works in her aunt Kitty’s bookstore, does some work on the side for her uncle Donald, and is basically treading water.   Her one passion was writing, and she can’t seem to find anything to do besides be stuck in her rut.  She rows, she exercises, she eats and she sleeps.  And she has an off-again, on-again relationship with a fellow reporter, one who DIDN”T get downsized out of the industry.

 

Then her friend Rock comes to her with a problem.  His fiancee Ava is hiding something, and he’s not sure what it is.  He asks Tess to help him find out – and he’s willing to pay her to follow Ava to find out.  Tess isn’t a private eye, but she’s willing to try.  And that’s the first thing that gets her in trouble.

 

Soon, Tess discovers Ava’s got a habit of taking things that don’t belong to her.  Then Ava’s boss, lawyer Michael Abramowitz, ends up dead, and Rock’s the lead suspect.  But there’s more, much more to the story, and Tess shows why she was a good reporter as she starts to hunt it down.  The problem is that she doesn’t know what she’s doing as a private detective, and she very nearly ends up on the hit list.

 

I liked the writing style and the voices in this.  It was a good, taut story, but it had humor as well.  Tess is a great main character – she’s not perfect, far from it, but she’s human, and she’s a fighter.  I’m waiting for the second novel, Charm City, to come into the library right now.

 

If you like mysteries, check this one out.

Originally published at The words of Valerie Griswold-Ford. You can comment here or there.

 

First of all, I don’t read a lot of YA, but for some reason, science fiction YA is something like crack to me.  I’ll speed through it.  It might be because one of my favorite re-reads when I was younger was Podkayne of Mars.  Madeline L’Engle was one of my go-to authors (she still is, to be honest).  So when my friend J.A. Marlow mentioned she had a YA science fiction novel, I knew I had to read it.

 

The String Weavers (String Weavers Book 1) did not disappoint.  I will not lie – I read this book in two days.  And it’s not a small book.  It’s not a simple book.  It’s a lush, vibrant, amazing book that sucked me in to its worlds and wouldn’t let me go until I came out gasping on the other end.

 

This is the story of Kelsey Hale, a  normal sixteen year old girl.  Well, if normal girls could hear phantom music, have food disappear on her and see ghosts.  Doesn’t everyone?

 

Well, no.  Turns out Kelsey’s bracelet, a gift from her dead mother, is a Weaver band – a special piece of jewelry that aliens use to travel the Strings and help keep the Universes (yes, with an “s”) untangled.  There are Phoenixes to help them, but there is also danger – and that danger has just come to Kelsey’s home, and kidnapped her and her father.

 

What I liked about this book was that Kelsey was really real.  She didn’t automatically become a badass – she’s a teenager, thrust into an incredible situation, and she doesn’t just rise to the challenge.  She falls sometimes.  She breaks some things (mostly rules).  She gets into trouble.

 

And damn, is this well-written trouble.  I had a lot of fun reading this, and I have already bought the second book The Phoenix Eggs,  and I promise you there will be a review of that soon.  There are some typos that I did notice, but they didn’t detract from the story.

 

Disclaimer: I do know J.A. Marlow as a friend, and I did receive a free copy of the book to review.

Originally published at The words of Valerie Griswold-Ford. You can comment here or there.

Wednesdays are going to be book review days on the blog.  I’m finding I’m not reading as much as I should, so I’m hoping this will prod me on.  I’m not getting paid for these, and I’m not getting sent books – these are a combination of old books, new books and, well, my own eclectic tastes.  I tend to lean more towards mysteries and romances, so be warned.

 

Today’s book is Maven, by my friend Starla Hutchton.  I went out and bought this on my Kindle the first week it was available, because honestly, her writing is that damn good.  I don’t normally read science fiction, but I didn’t get a heavy science fiction vibe from this one.  The science is there, and it’s a big part of the story, but it’s not in your face.

 

Maven is the story of Dr. Lydia Ashley and Daniel Brewer, two brilliant young people on very different paths when they meet aboard the Endure, an undersea exploration submarine that made me remember the old SeaQuest  TV show (shut up, yes, I’m showing my age).  This was a smart, fun read that sucked me in right away and dragged me through.   Someone’s been doing some unorthodox experiments in the lab Lydia arrives to take over, and it isn’t long before she and Daniel are involved in a clandestine search for who it was.  And who is bankrolling it.

 

I’m a very character-driven reader – the plot can be stellar, but if I don’t like the characters, I’m not going to finish the book.  (I’m looking at you, Thomas Covenant)  This book kept me an hour later at my desk at work because I kept telling myself  ”Just one more page!”  I liked not only Lydia and Daniel, but the supporting cast as well.  Starla does an excellent job of bringing her  world to life, and I can’t wait for book two to come out.

 

In short, if you like character-driven, smart romance, this is a great book for you.  Go and buy it!

 

Originally published at The words of Valerie Griswold-Ford. You can comment here or there.

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